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[What does an insomniac superhero do at night? They wander off the pool house and build their own working area in the underground labs]

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[ still finishing up the drawing, but in a less absorbed way ]

Back in my day we used to eat the stuff at the movies by the handful.

Did you?

[plugging it in and getting some microwave popcorn]

Don't use one of these without supervision. And uh, it's gonna start popping in about a minute.

I have one at my place, you know.

[ he just won't mention that he still mostly uses the stove ]

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... did anyone bother to explain or did they just put it there and hoped you'd sort it out?

. . . well, I think there's an instruction manual.

Seriously?

[the popcorn is popping pls don't be alarmed]

[ watching it pop from his vantage point on the stool but not especially alarmed, no ]

To be fair, I'm not sure SHIELD ought to be trying to teach anyone how to be a normal person.

Maybe my standards are too high, but they seem pretty dumb for an intelligence agency.

[and after a couple of minutes he takes the bag out and tosses it to Steve]

Careful, it's hot.

[ thank goodness for these supersoldier reflexes otherwise I'd have dropped my pencil!! he catches the bag and turns it around so as to properly read the instructions. ]

Just open it. It won't blow up or anything.

[and starting up WALL-E on the biggest monitor he has]

About time someone gave you a proper introduction into this century.

[ glances at the monitor with some skepticism, but pulls the bag open, grabbing a few and offering the bag to Tony as he's nonetheless immediately transfixed by... the Pixar lamp ]

Wow.

...

[sits and takes some popcorn]

I am going to live to regret this.

[ grins ]

How often do you say that to yourself?

A lot more often than it's healthy.

[ turns back to the screen and . . . actually falls completely silent as he watches ]

[quiet too, paying more attention to Steve than to the movie and quietly hoping he'll do something funny]

[ eventually forgets to eat any more popcorn, just kind of holding it where he last had it positioned for Tony to reach.

when it reaches the end he kind of . . . clears his throat and maybe has to blink a few times and avert his eyes. ]

[I have a phone. This phone can take pictures. It can take pictures in the dark without making any noise.

...

Pictures are being taken.]

[ unfortunately for you I have a sixth sense for bastards up to no good.

. . . looking at Tony with a suspicious expression already fixed in place. ]

[:D?]

More popcorn?

[ glare ]

What are you doing?

I'm thinking about getting an instagram account for pictures.

I don't— Stark.

Did you like the movie?

[ sighs, giving up ]

It was good.

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