If it was just faster metabolism you'd be hungry all the time. Body chemistry, it's— [waves a hand] they didn't turn you into an Olympic athlete, that would've been A. easier to execute and B. much harder to sustain, they would've had to put you on a special diet and an exercise regime. So it must've been much more thorough, to put it in my terminology, it was a full reprogramming.

[eats his toast, looking pretty pleased with himself]