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[What does an insomniac superhero do at night? They wander off the pool house and build their own working area in the underground labs]

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Now you've ruined the moment.

[STILL LOOKING PRETTY AMUSED THO. And moving to get the window open]

. . . thank you.

[ does a little half-hopping, half-flapping thing to get inside, the window too narrow for his wings, and lands on a chair. ]

Your country salutes you.

I've got talons and I know how to use 'em, Stark.

So. Are we alarmed about this... or is it like your inner animals coming out? Am I turning into an animal?

Nah, I almost got up close and personal with the star-spangled banner, but this place isn't too hot on the bombs bursting in air part.

[ strangled caw ]

Bucky . . .

Ohhhhh, say can you seeeeeee . . .

[reduced to helpless laughter again. MAYBE SLIGHTLY MORTIFIED HELPLESS LAUGHTER. But hey]

[ YOU WANT TO TALK MORTIFIED, YOU'VE NEVER SEEN FEATHERS THIS RUFFLED —

— is that a rat. ]

. . .

[ brb flapping down to the floor to disembowel it. ]

Edited 2013-09-01 08:19 (UTC)

[OMFG]

JARVIS if you're not recording this I might never forgive you.

Oh hey, you found the snack I killed for you!

[ peers at him ]

You killed it because you're a cat, Buck.

[ sure is blood on the floor as he tears into this rat, but at least all of the guts are being eaten. ]

Are there any more?

Edited 2013-09-01 08:27 (UTC)

Eh, I could go get another one if you ask nicely.

. . . I'll go hunt myself.

[TROTS OFF TO THE WALL TUNNELS.

frightened squeaking can be heard not a few moments later.]

[ that is the sound of deliciousness. ]

[draggin' out a rat, kicking it over, then drags a second one over as well.]

[ makes a happy bird sound and hops over to tear into one of them. ]

Okay, first. That's disgusting. Second, remind me to ask you how you feel about that when you're human again.

Third. JARVIS we better start looking into flooring, that rat blood is gonna be a pain to clean up.

[and heading to the door]

JARVIS turn everything off once the zoo is done here. Slick, don't get in trouble. And you two, I don't want to see you again until you're fully dressed humans again, seriously.

[calling after him:]

You're just jealous, Stark!

[and back to Steve.]

He's just jealous, Steve, you tear the shit out of that rat however you want, it's great.

Edited 2013-09-01 17:12 (UTC)

He's probably right, Bucky.

[ this sure is some delicious rat, though. ]

Like I care if he's right.

Boy, camp sure picked the right thing for you.

What!