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[What does an insomniac superhero do at night? They wander off the pool house and build their own working area in the underground labs]

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[draggin' out a rat, kicking it over, then drags a second one over as well.]

[ makes a happy bird sound and hops over to tear into one of them. ]

Okay, first. That's disgusting. Second, remind me to ask you how you feel about that when you're human again.

Third. JARVIS we better start looking into flooring, that rat blood is gonna be a pain to clean up.

[and heading to the door]

JARVIS turn everything off once the zoo is done here. Slick, don't get in trouble. And you two, I don't want to see you again until you're fully dressed humans again, seriously.

[calling after him:]

You're just jealous, Stark!

[and back to Steve.]

He's just jealous, Steve, you tear the shit out of that rat however you want, it's great.

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He's probably right, Bucky.

[ this sure is some delicious rat, though. ]

Like I care if he's right.

Boy, camp sure picked the right thing for you.

What!

Nothin'. Do I have blood on my beak?

Nahh, you're fine.

[ okay then I am going to preen myself. ]

[streeeetches, then curls up on the ground.]

[ wait i know where there are blankets! going to retrieve one and fly it up onto the couch. ]

[watches him quietly, nnnot moving yet.]

[ arranging it into a uh. nest-like thing. or something. ]

Get up here, it's cold down there.

[. . . pads over, hopping up onto the couch and settling in.]

[ tries to preen him a little. ]

. . . buddy, c'mon, that's not working.

. . . oh. Right.

Mm . . .

[curls up.]

[ tucks his head against him. ]

. . . guess this'll do for now.

[ a quiet but huffy caw. ]

For now.

Yeah, for now. It's stupid, but . . . [trails off, pausing, and then huffs.] I dunno. Incentive for me to keep myself in line, I guess.

. . .

I'm not really following, Buck.