biggerstick | (no subject)

[What does an insomniac superhero do at night? They wander off the pool house and build their own working area in the underground labs]

Was that so hard?

Yes. Don't do that again.

Only for the important stuff.

I don't like you.

On the plus side, you get to wear a giant magnet.

I'm gonna make JARVIS shock you whenever you touch anything in the workshop.

Uh-huh.

How much voltage can you survive?

Can't say I've ever tested it.

Cut it out with the face.

I can make whatever face I want.

You know what? I'm not letting you play with my toys anymore.

How're you gonna do that when they like me best?

They don't like you best. I'm gonna teach Slick to hit you.

You can try.

I built him, he'll do it.

Maybe he'll turn on you.

And run away with you?

Roll away, maybe.

He's smarter than that.