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[What does an insomniac superhero do at night? They wander off the pool house and build their own working area in the underground labs]

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[he steps out, hair still wet and not wearing a shirt. He stares at the breakfast and looks around trying to locate Steve.]

... how did you?

[ just leaving whatever kitchen area exists, carrying some napkins ]

Oh, good. I thought I might need to send a search party.

[amused because srsly?]

Not all of us were raised on pre-war economy.

[and putting on a shirt]

Still don't know why you'd need to use enough water to flood a small nation.

[ putting down the napkins and some utensils and taking a seat ]

Stark Industries is feeding plenty of small nations, I can use as much water as I want.

[sits too, taking an egg]

[ laughs ]

Aren't people nowadays supposed to be minimizing their, uh, carbon footprint?

Have you been reading pamphlets, Rogers?

[ so much jam is getting slathered on this toast ]

I do know how to use the computer.

Hey, hey, how much do you eat? I mean, in general. Two times what a normal guy would eat? Three?

[ takes a bite and thinks about that before he swallows ]

Don't know. I could never pack it in like Bucky. No more than three?

[seems to be mostly speaking to himself]

Mmh. More effective use of energy, not just better metabolism... still, not as tricky as I thought.

[grabs some toast]

What's the difference?

If it was just faster metabolism you'd be hungry all the time. Body chemistry, it's— [waves a hand] they didn't turn you into an Olympic athlete, that would've been A. easier to execute and B. much harder to sustain, they would've had to put you on a special diet and an exercise regime. So it must've been much more thorough, to put it in my terminology, it was a full reprogramming.

[eats his toast, looking pretty pleased with himself]

Weren't you about to fall over a little while ago?

That was before I had things to do.

[finishes his toast... and sneezes]

[ rolls his eyes ]

Nuh-uh. I'll still be here for you to figure out later.

Edited 2013-08-13 07:26 (UTC)

I don't need you around to figure things out.

[leans back in his chair and take out his phone, tapping at it happily]

Nope, but you need me around for testing. And I can call the deal off any time.

[ time to break into this egg~ ]

[looks up]

You can't give me something to play with and then take it away, that would be downright cruel.

Like I said, I'll still be here.

... I got a nanny. Somehow in the past week you turned into my nanny and I didn't notice.

[ actually looks a little hurt by that ]

I look out for my friends, is all.

[oh my god how did this happen. Sets the phone on the table]

I'll get some sleep, use Coulson's aromatherapy thing.

[a pause because why is this happening]

Thanks for the food.

Hey, it was yours, I should thank you.

[ stands up and lifts the egg in a hardboiled salute ]

I'd better head back now anyway.

Edited (it is too late for typing) 2013-08-13 08:12 (UTC)

Right. Good night.

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