If it was just faster metabolism you'd be hungry all the time. Body chemistry, it's— [waves a hand] they didn't turn you into an Olympic athlete, that would've been A. easier to execute and B. much harder to sustain, they would've had to put you on a special diet and an exercise regime. So it must've been much more thorough, to put it in my terminology, it was a full reprogramming.
[eats his toast, looking pretty pleased with himself]
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[eats his toast, looking pretty pleased with himself]
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[finishes his toast... and sneezes]
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Nuh-uh. I'll still be here for you to figure out later.
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[leans back in his chair and take out his phone, tapping at it happily]
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[ time to break into this egg~ ]
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You can't give me something to play with and then take it away, that would be downright cruel.
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I look out for my friends, is all.
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I'll get some sleep, use Coulson's aromatherapy thing.
[a pause because why is this happening]
Thanks for the food.
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[ stands up and lifts the egg in a hardboiled salute ]
I'd better head back now anyway.
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Don't let the bed bugs bite!
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You're an embarrassment!