Continuations Part 2

[biggerstick]

[For Tony's lab shenanigans]

Comments

[stickswithit]

There are a lot of things that are non-lethal that I wouldn't recommend using against most people.

[biggerstick]

It's about as bad as pepper spray. Less bad, even.

[stickswithit]

To think, that's what won your heart.

[biggerstick]

That was terrible, you should be ashamed of yourself.

[stickswithit]

Would you really have fallen for me if I'd be ashamed of something like that?

[biggerstick]

I don't know. Maybe?

[stickswithit]

Except I probably wouldn't have wound up your assistant, if it wasn't for that incident.

[biggerstick]

I wasn't even... I think I just hired you so I could fire you later.

[stickswithit]

Amazing how things don't go as planned. Now you can't fire me.

[biggerstick]

[is this when you get kidnapped or does that happen after I meet the fanboy]

[stickswithit]

[ I'm still safe, sweetheart ]

. . . Nice tattoo. Think I should get one like that?

[biggerstick]

Do the helmet instead, much more tasteful.

[stickswithit]

I'm assuming you'd want it somewhere that only you can see.

[biggerstick]

Not at all. You can wear it wherever you want to.

[stickswithit]

I don't know if it'd go with the image of the company.

[biggerstick]

The CEO gets to do whatever she wants.

[stickswithit]

I get plenty of harassment on TV, I don't need to add to that. Besides, I think the ring you gave me makes it pretty clear who I'm engaged to.

[biggerstick]

[oh look. I've finally learned about exploding people]

Finally! That took forever.

[stickswithit]

At least it happened.

[biggerstick]

Now I just need to track him down.

[stickswithit]

I'm sure that'll go smooth. Like most things with you.

[biggerstick]

We're gonna have to pay so much in property damage.

[stickswithit]

Trying to bankrupt the company, Mr. Stark?

[biggerstick]

I'm just doing my civic duty Ms. Potts.

[stickswithit]

What, by keeping people employed by having them clean up after you?