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[biggerstick]

[FOR SHENANIGANS]

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[biggerstick]

If you wanna spend the day down here Jarvis can out on a movie on the big screen and Slick knows how to use the microwave. He can be in charge of the popcorn.

[paragon]

Shouldn't be too hard to convince Bucky.

[biggerstick]

You know where everything is, close the door when you leave.

[paragon]

You're not staying?

[biggerstick]

[you're so weird what the hell]

... yyyes?

[paragon]

[ you're the weird one. ]

We didn't come down here to kick you out, Tony.

[biggerstick]

I don't mind, I can spend the day with Pepper.

[paragon]

[ w-well, I'm not gonna argue against you spending time with your girl BUT THAT'S STILL KIND OF A BUMMER. ]

Okay, makes sense. Tell her I said hi.

[biggerstick]

[WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRD]

Do you want me to stick around?

[paragon]

Not if you need to spend time with Pepper.

[biggerstick]

Can we start answering yes or no questions with a yes or a no?

[paragon]

Yes?

[biggerstick]

[you're not cute]

Pepper can come down here instead.

[paragon]

Good idea.

[biggerstick]

You're ridiculous.

[paragon]

No, you are. Why didn't you just suggest that first?

[biggerstick]

Figured you wouldn't want to crowd the child.

[paragon]

Ah. No, I'm not worried about that. That wasn't Bucky so much then— now, I guess. It's gonna be more overwhelming for him if this looks like a date, anyway.

[biggerstick]

And if I bring Pepper it won't look or feel like a double-date at all.

[paragon]

. . .

Yeah, you're right.

[biggerstick]

I can see her later. She's used to me cooping up down here for days.

[paragon]

That's not the same as bein' happy about it.

[biggerstick]

Eh, I don't mind. I can work while you watch movies.

[paragon]

Or you could watch with us. I haven't been able to spend much time down here lately.

[biggerstick]

[just stares at him in confusion]