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[guess who's finally visiting. And knocking]

[opens the door, wearing a pair of safety goggles and holding what looks like a makeshift blowtorch. He looks somewhat surprised.]

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Uh.

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Sorry, I already bought a Bible from the last guy.

[and totally making to close the door]

I'll just give your lunch to the puppy.

[stops and lowers the blowtorch]

What'd you bring?

[holds up a lunch box] Steak and fries.

Fine, okay. Good bribing material.

[moves away from the door, leaving it open so Coulson can come inside]

Boys, look innocent! Mom's in.

[the floor is a mess, there are holes in the wall. Tony's managed to get a couch, a microwave and a coffee machine. As well as various tools and screens and high-tech gadgets. There's a claw bot apparently playing with a circuit board, but as soon as Tony speaks it drops it and rolls off to grab a broom.

Steve keeps a small pile of art supplies and a sketchpad down here, and that's probably the only neat are in the entire lab]

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[steps in to take a look around. It almost feels familiar, except for the small pile of art supplies there]

You've been working hard.

[still holding the lunch box. Not sure where to put it down :|]

I got nothing else to do. Make yourself at home, but not too at home. Don't want you messing with my Feng Shui.

Give me that... [reaching for the lunch box]

[holds it out of the way for a moment and looks at him pointedly]

I thought you didn't like to be handed things.

It's fine when I'm hungry.

[holds it out to him]

Remind me to take advantage of that.

[ignores that in favor of taking his lunch to the couch]

JARVIS give Mom here basic access... not that he'd mind overriding you if he wanted to look in deeper.

[JARVIS :D ignoring Tony now]

Hello, JARVIS. It's been a while.

[EVERYONE LIKES MY STUFF BETTER THAN THEY LIKE ME. Whateverrrr, he'll be eating over here]

Good afternoon, Agent Coulson. If you would like to direct your attention to the monitor on your left, I can walk you through Mr. Stark's projects.

I'd like that.

[He's so much more polite to your AI too]

[Tony eats while JARVIS shows Coulson half a dozen projects. Among the notable ones there's a kid-safe suit labeled with 'get responsible input', a prosthetic arm with a bunch of notes on nerve connections and notes with 'do more reading', and plans to make an AI stove which going by time-logs one could guess Tony did while at his most sleep deprived.

There are also finished projects, one is the claw bot running around the lab, and another is a teddy bear AI.]

[raises his eyebrows at the teddy bear and tries to look around for it]

What's with the teddy bear and who's the other suit for?

[there is no bear in sight. Tony looks up from his food, on the bright side he's got a great appetite, on the not so bright side this probably means he's been skipping meals]

The bear was a pet for Steve, it was a spur of the moment kind of thing. Barnes hates it, it's great. And the suit's a... safe-mode thing? I don't know I haven't even started it. I thought I could have it give safe rides for whoever wanted them, kinda like a really cool roller-coaster? Long-term thing, still don't know if it's worth the effort and haven't asked anyone responsible about it.

[if I have to bring you food everyday.... no. No maybe he'll just ask Steve to do that]

I don't think the suit's a good idea.

And when's the last time you slept and ate before I arrived?

Uh... No idea, twenty-four and twelve?

Forty-five and twenty, sir. Unless you would like to count a Kit Kat as a meal.

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... or that.

Stark. Take a nap.

We're getting along, don't start that again.

That's exactly why I'm starting this again. I can't watch you do this.

Thanks for the food. I'm sure you can find your own way out.

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JARVIS, you have some music here, don't you?

[guess he'll be taking up a seat at Steve's corner. Since it's the neatest]