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[biggerstick]

[What does an insomniac superhero do at night? They wander off the pool house and build their own working area in the underground labs]

Comments

[biggerstick]

Don't threaten me, it annoys me.

[avengeme]

It's not a threat. It's just a statement.

[pats him on the back]

Thanks for trying.

[biggerstick]

Thanks for trying too, I guess.

[avengeme]

[standing up then]

I'll send some food through Captain Rogers next time.

[biggerstick]

It's fine, JARVIS will remind me.

[avengeme]

What are the chances he'll eat something substantial, JARVIS?

[biggerstick]

It depends on what the Mess Hall is serving. If left to his own devices Mr. Stark has an 92% probability of having instant meals.

You're not cute at all, JARVIS.

My apologies, sir. Should I attempt to be cuter?

[avengeme]

[this is why I love your stuff better than you, Tony]

It's decided then.

[biggerstick]

Fine, fine. Thank you.

[avengeme]

I'll leave you to your man cave now.

[heading for the door]

Pass the lunch box back to me sometime.

[biggerstick]

Sure, I'll wash it for you.

[he won't]

[avengeme]

Sure.

[out we go]