biggerstick | (no subject)

[What does an insomniac superhero do at night? They wander off the pool house and build their own working area in the underground labs]

I'm the smartest guy you'll ever meet. And let me know if it gives you any trouble.

Yeah, you'll be the first one to hear.

[steps over and picks up his shirt, pulling it back on carefully, eying the arm.]

[turns on his holographic table. ttly not paying attention to whether Bucky can use both hands to button his shirt or not]

[manages it just fine, after being tentative with the first few. he then pulls his coat on, glancing over at the table.]

[he's pulled the schematics for the fingers. 3D projection of ridiculous amounts of circuits]

How hard is it to move each finger independently?

Uh, not very? I'm still gettin' used to it . . .

[trails off and starts to move each finger, one at a time.]

[waves the hologram away]

Try using a pencil or eating with chopsticks later on. That should help.

Sure . . . ?

And as funny as it would be, I wouldn't try any handjobs. At least not until I'm sure the strength is fine.

[rolls his eyes.]

That's banned, but thanks for the tip.

Well, don't jerk off with that hand. Or do and let me know if it ends badly.

[gives him the finger. WITH HIS LEFT HAND, OK.]

I'm right-handed.

[cracks up. GOOD JOB BARNES]

[lowers it, smirking.]

I'm going to bed.

Good man. See you around, Stark.

[waves a hand, heading out.]

[and he's gonna nap on his nice couch]