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[What does an insomniac superhero do at night? They wander off the pool house and build their own working area in the underground labs]

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[holds up a bag of peanuts.]

Snack food count?

It's acceptable. What's up?

[tosses it over!]

I need a favor.

[takes them and opens them and eats a few]

And I'm being paid in peanuts for it. What is it?

The peanuts were to get me in the door, I'll bring you actual meals, plural, for this. I need rings.

Barnes, if you're trying out kinks you can order stuff from Amazon.

For your finger, Stark. Not your dick.

What would be the point of putting it o—

Oh. I got it.

Like I said, I'll bring you food.

... weren't you divorcing?

No, that was just— bump in the road, it happens. We're fine. We're gonna be even more fine, in fact, once I get rings.

And you want perfectly normal rings with no special features at all?

Something nice, but simple. Durable. ... figure if anyone could come up with something like that, it'd be you.

Or people at Etsy.

[huffs!!]

You had to pick the week Jarvis is out of commission.

Entirely?

I told you, didn't I? I thought I'd told everyone.

Steve mentioned something, I think . . . damn.

Yeah well. Everything still works.

[claps twice and everything turns on]

I got gold, titanium, some leftover vibranium— and I can fit it so you feel it whenever he touches his and the other way around, you can't ask me to make something without tech in it, it's illegal.

The leftover vibranium'd be good, it's fitting . . .

[considers that.]

How's that work?

Like a cellphone. You call a number, and the phone rings or vibrates or whatever, same logic, if you touch it on your side then it— I don't know, it can give out a little buzz, I guess? Or warm up. Whatever you want, I just gotta do something so I don't feel reduced to jewelry maker.

No, no, the warming up thing, that's good.

Do you want an inscription? Since I'm obviously doing it, we might as well go full sap.

[huffs.]

No inscriptions.

Initials? A date? A tiny engraved shield?