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[biggerstick]

[What does an insomniac superhero do at night? They wander off the pool house and build their own working area in the underground labs]

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[biggerstick]

[rubbing at his shoulder, the tension is gone already]

I am never telling you anything ever again.

[paragon]

[ adding some things to the pan ]

I think that one's more embarrassing for me than you, Stark.

[biggerstick]

No it's not. Because you're you and I'm Tony Stark... and...

...

[takes out his phone, does a quick google search and groans]

[paragon]

. . .

[biggerstick]

I'm firing people for this.

[lifts the phone. There's the picture of a kid, maybe four or five holding a Captain America comic book. THE KID IS HOLDING IT UP PROUDLY AND GRINNING]

[paragon]

[ okay that. that he kind of has to try very hard not to laugh at. ]

Well, it's nice to know you liked me once.

[biggerstick]

I am going to find a way to turn this around on you, I swear.

[paragon]

I hear you can make photos of things that didn't really happen nowadays, but I think that'd backfire on you.

[biggerstick]

Steve, they've been putting our faces on naked people for months now. There are stories too.

[paragon]

Uh. What?

[biggerstick]

We got fans, they get... uh. Enthusiastic, spend a lot of time and energy devoted to imagining what kind of stuff we get up to when we're not saving the world. And, you know, what you look like naked.

[paragon]

 
 
 
 
 
 
Sometimes I really miss the forties.

[biggerstick]

If it helps, they're all very generous with you.

[paragon]

[ finishes the beans, dumps them all on a plate, and shoves it at Tony. ]

[biggerstick]

Wh— hey, you can't just dump them all on me. You're supposed to have some too.

[paragon]

[ takes two green beans from the plate and eats them, sighing ]

[biggerstick]

I feel mistreated.

[paragon]

Eat your veggies.

[biggerstick]

[god, actually has a spoonful. HATING HIMSELF A LITTLE]

[paragon]

[ THEY ARE DELICIOUS ]

[biggerstick]

[and he's been a moron about meals. So putting on hold the very important conversation about fanfiction and focusing on eating]

[paragon]

[ well thank god for that. he will just start cleaning up after himself. ]

[biggerstick]

[... he stands up and takes his dishes to the sink, looking out of place. SOMEONE'S NEVER DONE THE DISHES BEFORE]

Thanks for the food.