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[biggerstick]

[What does an insomniac superhero do at night? They wander off the pool house and build their own working area in the underground labs]

Comments

[paragon]

Not really familiar with the concept of leftovers, huh?

[biggerstick]

I know what the word means.

[paragon]

They're for later. When you are hungry.

[biggerstick]

If you think I'm above using this fork as a food catapult, you'd be wrong.

[paragon]

Don't you need a targeting system for that?

[biggerstick]

Who gave you permission to get snarky at me?

[paragon]

Is that a real word?

[biggerstick]

Yes? I'm not sure. It doesn't matter, I'll make it a word.

[paragon]

[ sitting down with his food ]

Can't tell if that's using your powers for good or evil.

[biggerstick]

[eating!!1]

It's a nice word.

[paragon]

It seems useful.

[biggerstick]

... you're a good cook.

[paragon]

Oh. I'm glad you like it.

[biggerstick]

Have you ever tried those instant soups?

[paragon]

Can't say I have.

[biggerstick]

You'd start cooking every day if you knew what those taste like.

[paragon]

Well, I can imagine. I've lived off a lotta canned food.

[biggerstick]

... I think the cave food was better than those soups.

[paragon]

Maybe you should get a cookbook, Tony.

[biggerstick]

I can cook. It just takes a long time.

[paragon]

. . . if you follow a recipe, it tells you exactly what to do and how long to do it.

[biggerstick]

Do I look like an instructions kind of guy?

[paragon]

[ wryly ]

I think I'd just identified your problem.

[biggerstick]

Shut up, instructions are boring.

[eating all his food]

[paragon]

Sure you don't want more?