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[biggerstick]

[What does an insomniac superhero do at night? They wander off the pool house and build their own working area in the underground labs]

Comments

[paragon]

How'm I gonna convince you to do that?

[biggerstick]

Tell me you'll give me hard liquor.

[paragon]

[ huffs a laugh, but looks a little thoughtful. ]

Got any requests?

[ because they have reached the pool house! ]

[biggerstick]

I don't know. Bacon?

[paragon]

Bacon it is.

[biggerstick]

You might actually be my new favorite.

[paragon]

The bacon tipped the scale, huh?

[biggerstick]

Apparently, for the time being.

[paragon]

Good to know.

[ may look a little pleased as he heads into the kitchen. ]

[biggerstick]

[WHAT HAVE I DONE]

... Steve?

[following him, but he doesn't know how to kitchen so he's staying far away from the stove]

[paragon]

Yeah?

[ getting out various things for kitchening but notices that. ]

Change your mind about upgrading it?

[biggerstick]

... nothing, never mind.

[leans against a counter or something]

[paragon]

If you say so.

[ kitchening! in addition to bacon there appear to be things like eggs and potatoes involved. ]

[biggerstick]

[potatoes aren't bacon, but not complaining]

What are you doing?

[paragon]

Scrambling the eggs, frying the potatoes, throwing 'em together with the bacon.

[biggerstick]

You make it look easy.

[paragon]

[ shakes his head, amused. ]

It's pretty easy.

[biggerstick]

No, it isn't.

[paragon]

But thermonuclear astrophysics are a breeze?

[biggerstick]

Don't make fun of me, Rogers. I know how to blow up every single appliance in this room.

[paragon]

You could, but you'd still be hungry.

[biggerstick]

... I could do it after eating.

[paragon]

That'll show me.

[biggerstick]

And then we'd be minus one kitchen.

[paragon]

So you still end up hungry, in the long run.