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[What does an insomniac superhero do at night? They wander off the pool house and build their own working area in the underground labs]

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I was a difficult kid and there's sensitive equipment here.

Then you're the best person to keep yourself out.

JARVIS is programmed to listen to me, regardless of how old I am. I can lock myself out, but then younger me just has to give an order and I'd be back in.

Do you see my problem?

Can't you just, uh, tell him to only listen to orders from older you?

Yeah, but younger me can override it. See, when I first built JARVIS I didn't think about time-travel so one of the basic building blocks, so to speak, is to do as I ask. There are fail-safes, but those are triggered depending on the order, not on how old I am when giving it.

But you couldn't override a fail-safe if it was triggered, right? Can't you make your age work like an order somehow?

More pain than it's worth it's... it's like building blocks. Doing as I say is a base, messing with that means messing with everything on top of it.

. . . think I get it. Kinda.

It's easier to get a door that locks.

You keep threatening to.

[flops on his couch. Totally not sulking]

Building proper security is a pain.

This really about the security?

No, I'm looking for distractions.

I really don't like this place.

It can't be that bad.

Okay, picture this. You're suddenly 10 years younger and find yourself trapped here. How would that work out for you?

Well, I hear they have medicine for asthma now, so I think I'd be okay.

[sinks further into the couch, groaning 8((((]

I don't know, Tony. I'd probably have a hard time wrapping my head around it. But I've always gotten there before. And having people around who know me would make it easier.

Did you bring food with you?

Have I ever brought food with me?

Coulson brought food once.

Coulson hasn't seen the rats here.

That's because they don't come in here. Slick scares them off.

Are you hungry?

Yes. Was I too subtle?

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